This is a blog. This blog is a blog of reblogs that are made by other blogs. This is a blog that usually only does that. This blog likes Rooster Teeth and anything they make. This blog likes other things, too. Just... Mostly Rooster Teeth. Currently emotional over Red vs Blue. Hover over the Freelancers for links to things!
Varric Tethras is one part adventurous rogue, one part dashing storyteller, and three parts trouble. Born on the surface, Varric has little love for his underground brethren—all his contacts lie with the dwarves of the Merchants Guild, though he has little taste for their schemes. Still, he has found a place as an outsider, rubbing shoulders with both the wealthy elite as well as the worst of scoundrels. To hear him tell of it, that’s all he truly cares about, though anyone who truly knows him claims differently. They say that, try as he might, Varric has been drawn more and more into conflicts that shake the world—ones that he can’t get himself out of with a quick tale.
tura satana appreciation post. here’s what u need to know:
born in 1938 and died in 2011
her parents were a silent movie actor and a circus performer
she was gang-raped by five men when she was ten. they were never prosecuted and it was rumoured that the judge was paid off.
this prompted her to train in various martial arts (such as aikido and karate)
over the next 15 years, she hunted down each of her rapists and exacted revenge against them. they never even knew who she was until she told them
at the same time, she formed an all-woman gang called “the angeles”
"we had leather motorcycle jackets, jeans and boots and we kicked butt."
moved to los angeles when she was 15 and supported herself
dated elvis presley and turned down a marriage proposal from him
her most famous film role was in 1965, as varla, a “very aggressive and sexual female character”, in faster, pussycat! kill! kill! (a film that was “an ode to female violence”)
tura was responsible for her own costume, makeup, use of martial arts, and much of her dialouge. she also performed all her own stunts and fight scenes
was known for not taking shit from anyone. russ meyer, the director for faster, pussycat! kill!, said of her “[tura was]extremely capable. she knew how to handle herself. don’t fuck with her! and if you have to fuck her, do it well! she might turn on you!”
Food: Lunchables Drink: Strawberry Milk. Book: i dont really have a favorite. Favorite author: Uhm. No one. Song: Girl All the Bad Guys Want- Bowling for Soup Movie: Howl’s Moving Castle TV Show: In the Flesh or The Walking Dead Place: The park School Subject: Anything with writing/reading. Sport: I’ve played soccer for 9 years, so probs soccer Male Actor: idk Female Actor: Natasha Lyonne
Significant Other: Varric Tethras & Johnny Gat Siblings: I have a brother and a sister. My brother’s a loser. My sisters pretty fantastic. Dream Job: Animator. Or videogame programmer. Or IT Tech Fears: crickets, grasshoppers, the future, and i have trypophobia Political Ideology: idc Religion: my beliefs are kinda a mess and not really a religion Tattoos: i wish Piercings: i wish Languages: English
Reason Behind URL: dont even talk to me i want to change it Reason Behind Icon: Geoff is fucking awesome the end Why You Joined: I had friends at one time Hoarded URLs: I have two, but they’re pretty dumb and i dunno if i want to use them.